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so um, my brother and I opened our birthday gifts a month early and my mom got us real gold necklaces that cost $100+. It had a picture of Saint Christopher, the protector of travelers.

Me: how do I take it off when I go to sleep?

Her: no.

me: wat

her: I don’t want you to take it off ever. I want you to wear it at all times, and don’t let the children at school steal it.

me: wat

her: never take it off. ever.