February 2012
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those fries
me: is that ice cream
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized.
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was .
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I’ve been p/o’ed all day. And now I come home to you shoving your beliefs on me. great.
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lol that’s awkward.
you think you have friends.
Everyone chooses someone over me.
I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.
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lesson learned today: never let an asian cut your hair or they will ruin your life forever.
captainskeletor:
crystalmeowth:
“i’m not short, i’m funsiz-“
mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
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That awkward moment when the garbage goes out more...
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so um, my brother and I opened our birthday gifts a month early and my mom got us real gold necklaces that cost $100+. It had a picture of Saint Christopher, the protector of travelers.
Me: how do I take it off when I go to sleep?
Her: no.
me: wat
her: I don’t want you to take it off ever. I want you to wear it at all times, and don’t let the children at school steal it.
me: wat
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WHO IN THE HELL FINISHED ALL THE CROISSANTS. UGH. RAGE.
tyrawanks:
i hate auto correct so much
i accidentally texted my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’
i meant tomorrow
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…*has a boyfriend every year and makes out with them in the halls/everywhere* ok.
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People who think they know you, but they really don’t. They really don’t.
Those type of friends
chanayy:
Where you guys are so comfortable around each other that you can call each other names or tease each other, you can be a bitch or an ass and they don’t mind. You can laugh at them when they fall and they can laugh at you right back. Those comfortable fun people that you just love being with. Yeah those are the types of friends I don’t ever want to lose.
Where my people atttt.
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what do you even do at a nightclub
like is there wifi
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this is what the douchebags of california do. They create a thing called a “wolf pack” (obviously copied from the Hangover) and say it’s an exclusive club.
